Dove Hair Minimising Deodorant
Right, now women have to look as if they don’t even grow hair:
Apparently this is how it works.
Well now I feel reassured. I’m glad it contains Pro-Epil Complex, because I know what that is and what it does and what the complex contains. OH YEAH WAIT A MINUTE.
What is in this thing? and why would anyone want to put something in their arm-pits that makes their hair actually minimised, thinner and feel totally different?
Besides, under arm hair if left to grow naturally, is soft enough thank you very much. Don’t even get me started on vaginal deodorant.
May 16, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Yeh. It’s all bollocks. Me and Mr BC have these conversations that are spoof ads where we pretend we’re selling make up and talk about made up things like numomocrospoicoids and syntholetemine B…
We are a bit weird though. I shave my pits, but only because I use one of those crystal deoderants and it can’t begin to get to the skin through my luxuriant carpet if I don’t (and that means I get bo) this kind of advertising pisses me off so much though. It’s like yeh, you’re a woman, you must be thick!
Grrr!
Cheers
BC
May 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Oh yeh and getting old and getting wrinkles? Who gives a toss. Wrinkles show who you are… you look kindly on the world, your wrinkles look kindly. No worries then… unless you’re a shit of the first water! Wooo ha ha haargh! The way they go on, presumably they think every woman nowadays is a git.
Cheers (again)
BC
May 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Yeah, if you’ve constantly got a “fuck you” face on you’re gonna age terribly {oh dear…heh
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It is all bollocks, come on ladies waste your money, lower your self esteem further, find More to worry about! Please. I use the mooncup becasue I don’t want to be taken advantage of in this way. That sounds incredibly patronising, but I think its totally unfair to be tapped as a market when we can’t stop bleeding each month. That’s a totally other post there.
Yes, the array of things on show in Sainsbury’s for your vagina is terrifying.
Cheers again also
May 16, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Don’t get me started